Staying calm is difficult to do when you're sitting on the toilet and your toddler reaches up to the breakfast bar to grab your coffee and spills it all over herself and the baby.
But I managed.
Staying calm is even more difficult when you've cleaned up the baby and toddler and floor and the toddler starts ordering you to another room and kicking the baby and screaming for her movie to be put on.
I don't know how, but I managed.
I then got furiously angry at the pouch I was making because the string doesn't slide through properly. I ripped my pouch to shreds. woot!